Archive - Burn It All Down

Summer’s Hottest Trend: Crashing Out

Has anyone seen my mind?

Jul 2 •

June 2025

Postcard From Los Angeles

Jun 13 •

THE CHURLS ARE FIGHTING

Ooh baby, I needed this.

Jun 6 •

May 2025

We're Having an Old Man Summer

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

May 29 •

Are You There God? It's Me, Unhingement.

Jesus take the wheel.

May 19 •

April 2025

Am I a Misogynist Now?

One lil ride to space, one giant eye roll for womankind.

Apr 24 •

Will This Get Me Deported?

TWO YEARS OF BURN IT ALL DOWN 💌

Apr 14 •

I Love Watching Elon Musk Cry

A simple pleasure for trying times.

Apr 4 •

March 2025

Those Who Can’t Life, Coach and Those Who Can’t Cope, Ask ChatGPT

Updating the Hierarchy of Collective Madness™.

Mar 26 •

The Personal Is Political. And the Political? Oh, It's Personal.

The issues have issues.

Mar 13 •

February 2025

Should We All Just Go Insane?

The case for leaning into it.

Feb 16 •

January 2025

Elon Made Me Do It

The only way to foil a liar is to keep telling the truth.

Jan 30 •

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