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How do I know so much about cultural insanity? Let me tell you ...
May 6 • Liz Lenkinski

April 2026

The Age of Unhingement™ Continues ...
Three years, 99 newsletters, and still no hinge in sight.
Apr 21 • Liz Lenkinski
Put Him in a Straitjacket and Wheel His Ass Out
For the love of god make it stop.
Apr 10 • Liz Lenkinski
Her Husband Has Huge Tits?
Greetings from NYC.
Apr 2 • Liz Lenkinski

March 2026

Keep Your Revolution, I Want a Rebirth
Spring is here and my madness pyramid is finally complete!
Mar 19 • Liz Lenkinski
How To Stay Sane During World War III
5 practical tips for unhinged times.
Mar 5 • Liz Lenkinski

February 2026

Put On Your Jeans and Get In My Ice Bath
We have a lot to discuss.
Feb 23 • Liz Lenkinski
I Have Good News and Bad News
Which do you want first?
Feb 12 • Liz Lenkinski

January 2026

Nostalgia Is Not a Strategy, but It Is One Helluva Drug
It's time to get clean.
Jan 26 • Liz Lenkinski
Sorry, We Can’t All Just Go Insane
Shall we get our shit together then?
Jan 19 • Liz Lenkinski
I Discovered the Cure To Phone Addiction
Time travel, 37 minutes average screen time, and the theme for 2026.
Jan 7 • Liz Lenkinski

December 2025

2025's Finale Got Me Good
Fuck this bitch-ass year.
Dec 22, 2025 • Liz Lenkinski
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